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LOVE, NOW OR TO TAKE?
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Hawkeye147 Durenkian
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Hello!
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Amelle...
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What a smell of alcohol!
Did you go to a party last night?
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Now it won't work. I was going to call,
we need to talk.
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Of course, communication is important.
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She's a friend.
I'm lending a hand.
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Giving a hand? In the rear?
You're making fun of me!
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Do you think I'm stupid?
I would give everything to you
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and pass me behind
with a silicone monkey?
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And I bring croissants
for you and this bitch!
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- No!
- Oh, �?
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You'll regret it.
You'll never find another like me.
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Cool, calm, peaceful.
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But I come back
to haunt you and this whore.
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Take care!
I know where you live!
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I never thought that the first
failing in bed with me
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was a black man.
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On top of that,
You're not even funny.
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Humor is not your thing,
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- huh? Who?
- Nope...
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Franck Dubosc,
Yes, he is funny.
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Furthermore,
he must be good in bed.
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Kid?
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Forgot this here!
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Drugs!
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He is fragile!
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What there was? Got there
and they were together?
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I went crazy, I wanted to
to kill them both.
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Do you know what makes an Arab
with a white one?
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- A fool.
- She's a traitor and a whore.
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Her chest looked like an ass,
I was disgusted.
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Amelle, it's not about bunda
and yes, sex.
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Guys all want sex.
It's like this...
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It's better to accept,
or your life will become hell.
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I don't see life like that.
My problem is not the breasts,
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- It's my ass.
- You are beautiful.
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Calm down,
soon you find another.
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The next person must have feelings
because I'm not going to make it easy.
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Now I want love,
love and love.
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- That's right!
- That's right! Forward!
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They want tough guys today
like in the past.
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They want to be dominated.
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You are just sympathy
and it doesn't work.
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They want someone
Tell them to shut up!
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They will fall in love with you.
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But how?
Telling you to shut up!
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- I understood.
- Right?
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- That's right.
- Okay, I understand.
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- It can leave.
- Have you seen this one?
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What happened,
you scared her or hurt her...
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The same thing...
She talks, talks, talks...
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"Shut up!"
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That's right, she says it and I say:
"What it was?"
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Guess who this is?
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Marion Cotillard!
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Well imitated.
Can you repeat standing up?
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"Noom, I think I'm going to die..."
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Auntie, it's us! What's up
to eat? I'm starving!
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Noom, FIFA 14 just came out.
Is your version still 10?
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But it works. I'm with Ronaldinho.
Choose.
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I'll stay with Djibril Ciss�.
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Up on Playstation
he is injured.
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It's over, friend. I will never find
the ideal girl.
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Go, Noom.
Enough of this story.
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Good look like that,
must have
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girls waiting
on every corner.
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It should look
who is in Thailand.
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Dude, fuck, fuck and take!
Have sex and take it! I'm your man!
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"What were you expecting?"
I'm badass!
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Time to get up!
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- Why?
- Why? Want a slap?
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Your father didn't set you up
to interview not Starbucks?
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- I forgot!
- And my hand, did you forget it?
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And that white friend of yours,
I don't want to see him here anymore.
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He is a bad influence.
It will spoil you.
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Don't forget what your father says
"White people don't care."
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"They have nothing to lose,
are in their country."
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- Move, go!
- Yes yes.
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- Get some more sleep.
- What?
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Okay...
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Hello, everyone.
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Auntie, we're out of cereal.
What do I do?
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Really?
Why don't you buy it?
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Oh, I know.
The little boy doesn't have a job.
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- It's because I'm not a sheep.
- huh? And how do you think about living?
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Scratch card. At my age,
I'm sure that one day I will win.
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- No, quiet!
- Did you see that?
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- He forgets.
- How do you manage with two mothers?
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And there's still the third
that will arrive.
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�? That's why
Your father is dead.
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Look at the respect!
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It went crazy!
Stop it.
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Father: 3 X Son: 0
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You are beautiful, handsome,
It should work out well with the girls.
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�, but it works,
don't worry.
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"Sorry, miss..."
"Try?"
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"I don't want to be rude,
but how hot you are!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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- Sorry!
- I don't believe it...
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I think it's destiny.
Coffee stains come out easily.
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Shoot me! � voca� a stain,
with that head there.
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Guys, just see a pair of tits
who lose track.
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That's enough.
You don't need to be aggressive.
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- It's here.
- Thanks.
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Trying?
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Good morning.
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- Is it for the vacancy?
- Yes.
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- Ent�o, � n�o.
- Same?
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Same.
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- Hello, Noom.
- Good morning.
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Amelle, this is the son
from Mr. Traor�, our accountant.
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He's family. I'm counting on you
so that everything works out.
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- Welcome to Starbucks.
- Thanks.
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It can leave.
Thank you for your trust.
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Did that hurt?
Want some arnica?
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I'll let you know, I want
150,000 euros per year
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and I like black coffee,
as a��car.
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Already finished?
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It's not because it was recommended
that will come out fine.
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And I assure you that with Jeff,
You'll find out what the job is.
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Jeff?
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- Ol�.
- Ol�.
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Sou Jean-Fran�ois,
but they call me Jeff.
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- I'm in charge of training you.
- It's fine.
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He was lucky. I'm the best
supervisor do n�vel 2.
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- Great!
- When I was level 1,
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I was the employee of the month
for 18 consecutive months.
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- Fantastic.
- Say the name of a drink,
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and see. Go on, say one.
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- Caramel macchiato.
- 10 cl of coffee,
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3 cm of foam,
2 cl of caramel syrup,
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5 cl of milk. Three layers:
first milk, then coffee,
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Calm down.
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You'll learn quickly.
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Follow me!
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Now...
S�o tr�s �reas.
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First area,
as cash registers.
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- Ol�.
- How is life?
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Good. If you want to endure life
prepare for death.
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They call her the Blair Witch.
Relax, that's how she is.
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Second area,
preparation of drinks.
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I was going to say hi, but I don't want to
hurry things up.
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Thanks.
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That's Sami.
Last name: Seductive,
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but he never seduced anyone.
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And now the third area,
the hall.
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And you will work
in all three areas, lucky you.
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Notice from j�,
Amelle is already booked.
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Ended a relationship
that ended her.
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And I'm the one who will join
the pieces. Did you understand correctly?
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- It's fine.
- Any questions?
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- Where do I start?
- Are you just a level 1 all-rounder?
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- Yes.
- You will start with the bathrooms.
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Oh!
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- Are we too late?
- Yes.
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Let's go!
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- Sorry.
- Better!
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What way is this?
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They look like chickens!
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- Do you really want to be on the show?
- Yes.
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So, line up...
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- In order of butt size!
- What?
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From the biggest ass to the smallest,
thank you!
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Let's see.
Big ass, big ass...
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Average ass, average ass,
small butt...
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Who got involved
between the little asses?
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Miss, the big asses
It's there, thank you.
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Dancers must be aware
the size of your ass,
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otherwise they won't dance.
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Drop your pants or go!
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- Are you serious?
- Lean forward and...
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And shake your ass.
Go, shaking.
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It goes, shaking, shaking.
Faster, shaking.
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Hello France,
we are in Miami! Shaking!
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Go! Go! Go!
Shaking. Go, go!
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Put your pants on.
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Except you.
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S�rio?
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It's fine.
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This is not Miami,
� to Normandy.
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I have a nice ass, don't I?
For a white girl.
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- How was your day?
- It was good.
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Despite my boss
have forced me
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- Is he handsome?
- Try, bonito.
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- What's it called?
- Bread.
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- Bread? � chin�s?
- N�o, negro.
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- That's good!
- Just think about it!
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- Black people are fine!
- Do you know what my grandmother said?
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She said...
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Never!
Never with black people!
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00:13:16,110
But, I beg you,
never with black people! Please.
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Because, otherwise,
God will punish you.
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You will have car accidents,
by train, by plane...
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And don't say I didn't warn you.
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In your family, it starts early
brainwashing.
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Your grandmother never saw
a horny black man,
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- It's true!
- So as to!
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- What? It's true!
- Respect my grandmother.
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It's not a lack of respect.
She would change her mind, that's all.
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It's full of women
tonight.
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Well I said,
Let's get along.
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- You can come in.
- All good?
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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So tell...
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How about the girls
from Starbucks?
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There's my boss.
It's Arabic and boring.
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She is a manager and thinks
who is a minister.
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- And is it at least delicious?
- Hot but troublesome!
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But physically,
Is she hot?
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- Yes.
- Be careful with the Arabs, bro.
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00:14:32,761
When you grow up, you will get married
with a woman from our land.
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An African,
beautiful and dignified.
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Why not a white one?
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You don't need it. Born here,
has French nationality.
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- What if it's an Arab?
- What's good about them?
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is that they are a mixture
white with black.
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00:14:53,910
Calm down, I'll show her
who is in charge. Who is the man.
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Are you sure you want to meet
her family and problems?
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- The type?
- Like... I don't know, she's Arab.
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Like fights with the police,
interrogat�rios, bal�stica...
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Careful! I know how to think
I'm already tired of you.
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Great, but forget the Arabs
and do like me,
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Go after the Brazilian women.
Keep watching.
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Goodbye!
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Mind a mojito?
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A mojito, please.
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Dan�amos,
but I don't know your name...
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- Your name?
- Tatiana.
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- Let's get out.
- No, introduce me.
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I need to leave.
I need to go.
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00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,373
- So?
- Amelle.
259
00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:07,813
- Yes?
- Noom canceled the order.
260
00:16:07,814 --> 00:16:09,114
- It's fine.
- Sorry.
261
00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:12,185
All good. When it happens
something like that,
262
00:16:12,186 --> 00:16:14,133
press here and here
immediately.
263
00:16:14,134 --> 00:16:16,284
- Okay, I understand.
- Immediately.
264
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,024
- Well, that's all.
- Thank you.
265
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:21,935
Amelle, you dropped your...
Fake breast?
266
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,703
- Give it back!
- Shall we go out for a drink?
267
00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:28,765
- No!
- To have lunch? I know of a restaurant.
268
00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,466
I don't want to have dinner with you.
Return it.
269
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,055
- Why? Why?
- Give it back!
270
00:16:33,712 --> 00:16:35,599
- It's fine.
- He is sure?
271
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,900
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
272
00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:38,823
- Hello, Amelle.
- Hello.
273
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:40,649
- Is everything okay?
- Yes!
274
00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:44,430
- How is Noom doing?
- He's adapting well.
275
00:16:44,431 --> 00:16:47,366
He needs to try harder,
sir director.
276
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,918
- Tomorrow night?
- Great, great!
277
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,903
I have a date
with the boss.
278
00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:57,453
- All good?
- All good?
279
00:16:57,454 --> 00:16:59,504
- What are you doing?
- Writing jokes.
280
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:06,024
00:17:09,035
- It was nothing.
- I wanted to thank you...
282
00:17:09,715 --> 00:17:11,878
But dinner,
It won't be possible...
283
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:15,658
It wasn't just a simple pickup line,
you don't need it.
284
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,233
You are very attractive.
In truth.
285
00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:19,849
You should take this off.
286
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,992
- Voc� color?
- I am sure. It's serious.
287
00:17:26,029 --> 00:17:27,329
00:17:29,357
Go on, take it off.
289
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,201
Let's see.
Turn this way.
290
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,310
No, put it back.
291
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,360
Put it back.
292
00:17:45,611 --> 00:17:47,321
New league,
it was a joke.
293
00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:48,622
It was just a joke.
294
00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:50,471
- Idiot!
- Amelle.
295
00:17:53,311 --> 00:17:56,206
- Ent�o, thinking not black?
- He invited me to dinner
296
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,942
00:18:02,882
Is it still because of your grandmother?
We are no longer in the 12th century!
298
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,780
- You didn't like him?
- Yes, I liked it,
299
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:06,672
but I don't want
contradict my father,
300
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:08,703
who is 65 years old and...
That's it.
301
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:11,383
Amelle, you are 30 years old,
He is the manager of a Starbucks.
302
00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:14,026
Won't leave your parents
rule your life!
303
00:18:14,488 --> 00:18:16,678
00:18:18,253
- Did you like him?
- Yes.
305
00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:19,788
So, jump in.
306
00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:21,162
What is this?
307
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,635
Beyonc�'s ass.
308
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,546
It looks like he had a sprain!
309
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,810
- Bread?
- Yes.
310
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:32,011
It's going to go up
as manager of Starbuck?
311
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,312
Yes.
312
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:35,842
Smart, you.
We'll be rich.
313
00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:41,554
I'm going to ruin it!
I am the man.
314
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:45,440
Making curls
with a straightening iron.
315
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,376
- Don't forget the cards.
- Why?
316
00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:52,159
Because with these people,
Either you pay everything or you pay everything.
317
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,460
He just talks nonsense...
318
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,159
Okay, he took that one out of his sleeve.
319
00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:03,598
Haven't seen anything yet.
320
00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:06,235
- Goodnight.
- Good evening, Nathalie.
321
00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:07,983
Are there two? Follow me.
322
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:17,610
So, if you allow me...
323
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,388
I recommend something very good.
Look here.
324
00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:22,869
The ecological Hypo menu
or...
325
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,535
The Smart Hipo menu.
Both are great, excellent.
326
00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:26,894
An aperitif first, right?
327
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,115
No, you don't understand.
Look, it's written here.
328
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:32,689
00:19:35,618
No problem.
I'm going to drink a glass of champagne.
330
00:19:35,619 --> 00:19:37,591
Straight into the champagne, wow.
331
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,136
An Arab from 2014...
Please!
332
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:43,880
A glass of champagne
for the lady
333
00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:45,877
- and I a glass of water.
- �gua mineral?
334
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:49,134
N�o, mineral, n�o.
I want it from the tap.
335
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,569
00:19:55,951
- A smart menu.
- I don't want to either.
337
00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:59,004
I want beef ribs
for two, with green beans.
338
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,994
- That's all. Thanks.
- Wow, how hungry.
339
00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:03,632
Ramadan is over.
340
00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:09,752
This rib is very good
with pod.
341
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:12,890
- Yes, very good.
- So... where do you live?
342
00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:15,993
00:20:18,955
That's great, independent.
344
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,134
- And you?
- Also in Paris.
345
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:23,892
- huh? In which neighborhood?
- 91�, sub�rbio.
346
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,506
- So, what's Starbucks like?
- � �timo.
347
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:35,834
My dream is to open
my own restaurant, in the sun.
348
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,135
Very good!
349
00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:40,003
- And you?
- Put on a show.
350
00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:44,039
- I'm a comedian.
- Are you a comedian?
351
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,155
- Yes.
- Like Franck Dubosc?
352
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,941
No, that's enough about Franck Dubosc.
353
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:52,583
I'm more like Richard Pryor
or Chris Rock.
354
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,884
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
355
00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:00,681
How will we do it?
356
00:21:00,682 --> 00:21:03,505
I don't know, like the boys
when they invite the girls.
357
00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,285
00:21:10,927
Why not?
359
00:21:15,228 --> 00:21:17,680
Me d� licen�a?
J� face.
360
00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:27,261
80 euros and no sex.
361
00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:31,139
Trying to fool me, huh?
362
00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:35,263
- Here, it's a small souvenir.
- How cute!
363
00:21:35,264 --> 00:21:37,103
A little hippopotamus.
Thanks.
364
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:38,404
It was a pleasure.
365
00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:41,930
Kitten!
366
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,856
00:21:50,441
When I think about the face he made
when I took off the modess...
368
00:21:52,831 --> 00:21:56,084
He was like this...
perdid�o.
369
00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,341
- Was he nice?
- Very.
370
00:21:59,342 --> 00:22:01,531
- It's ambitious.
- Timo.
371
00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:03,178
- � engra�ado.
- Timo.
372
00:22:04,131 --> 00:22:06,802
Are you like this? When you have
rules, do you give up?
373
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,103
Yes, it's disgusting.
374
00:22:08,855 --> 00:22:10,357
00:22:13,813
It's not me who says,
It's a Chinese proverb.
376
00:22:14,423 --> 00:22:17,254
"When the river runs red,
follow the path of the mud."
377
00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:20,410
- Did you get it, bro?
- How disgusting!
378
00:22:20,411 --> 00:22:22,453
- I'll show you, I'll show you!
- So as to!
379
00:22:22,454 --> 00:22:24,283
- Come here, come...
- Stop.
380
00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:26,769
- Julien get out of here! To!
- It's fine, it's fine.
381
00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:28,770
00:22:30,684
Wait, wait...
383
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:32,438
To! So as to!
384
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,633
- Al�?
- Okay, I checked.
385
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:42,384
Her rules
They must be over by now.
386
00:22:42,385 --> 00:22:44,685
It will continue � because h�
some bleeding.
387
00:22:44,686 --> 00:22:46,567
- Okay, I understand.
- Bread.
388
00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:48,468
No phone calls
during work.
389
00:22:48,469 --> 00:22:51,409
00:22:53,660
- Do you have a loyalty card?
- No.
391
00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:56,446
Shit.
392
00:23:04,637 --> 00:23:06,707
Look, this movie is great.
393
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,931
- Yes, the guy dies at the end.
- Stop, you annoying.
394
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:12,280
Like this,
we will not see this film.
395
00:23:15,247 --> 00:23:16,547
Hello. Two, please.
396
00:23:17,289 --> 00:23:19,105
- A kiss?
- No, I don't want to.
397
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,308
00:23:44,910
- Stop this, take your hand off.
- We are no longer children.
399
00:23:44,911 --> 00:23:47,760
- No, take your hand off.
- But I bought your ticket.
400
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,329
- Stop!
- It's fine.
401
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,039
- Tire a m�o da�.
- Stop! No!
402
00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:11,221
Stop pushing
my armchair.
403
00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:12,522
Silence what?
404
00:24:13,335 --> 00:24:15,549
- We're at the cinema.
- It seems like it.
405
00:24:16,342 --> 00:24:18,433
It's because we are
a black man and an Arab woman?
406
00:24:18,843 --> 00:24:21,141
- Bunch of racists!
- It's nothing like that.
407
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,537
- Silence.
- Yes, ma'am. I already got it.
408
00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:25,963
- Silence, I got it.
- Silence.
409
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,863
Don't keep talking,
look forward!
410
00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:29,164
Let it go.
411
00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:31,665
When you go on vacation
to North Africa,
412
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:32,966
00:24:34,917
you can hear it well
that big mouth of yours!
414
00:24:34,918 --> 00:24:36,976
- Don't insult people.
- Sil�ncio.
415
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:40,013
When they stayed
132 years in Algeria,
416
00:24:40,014 --> 00:24:41,314
We do not ask for silence.
417
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:44,095
Calm down! I apologize.
We apologize.
418
00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:45,496
Sorry.
The problem is over.
419
00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:47,514
Why are you sorry?
420
00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,755
00:24:53,254
"Yes, my lord."
"Sorry, sorry."
422
00:24:53,255 --> 00:24:55,535
- Break the chains, Django!
- Shut up!
423
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:58,097
- What?
- I said, shut up!
424
00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:00,024
Look at this,
Did you see how he spoke to me?
425
00:25:00,812 --> 00:25:02,856
- He didn't say anything.
- Palha�o.
426
00:25:02,857 --> 00:25:04,922
What it was?
Do something!
427
00:25:04,923 --> 00:25:06,573
00:25:08,663
We'll break you in half,
bastard.
429
00:25:08,664 --> 00:25:10,557
Look how he talks!
Enough, it was nothing.
430
00:25:10,558 --> 00:25:12,757
- What it was?
- It's okay. There!
431
00:25:15,577 --> 00:25:17,613
- Are you okay?
- Yes I am.
432
00:25:17,614 --> 00:25:19,882
- He feels wings.
- There were at least 4 or 5,
433
00:25:19,883 --> 00:25:22,605
and I gave some good walls,
two fainted, for sure.
434
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,778
00:25:27,198
- Sorry.
- I didn't call mom.
436
00:25:27,199 --> 00:25:30,432
Yes, he even spoke in Italian.
"Mother, mother!"
437
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,526
The important thing is
that didn't hurt you.
438
00:25:35,527 --> 00:25:36,877
Come on, I'll take you home.
439
00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:40,656
- Don't you want to go to the hospital?
- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
440
00:25:58,775 --> 00:26:01,494
- Well, thanks again.
- You are welcome.
441
00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:06,401
00:26:08,111
Kitten!
443
00:26:10,883 --> 00:26:12,183
It was a joke.
444
00:26:32,453 --> 00:26:34,703
I spent a beautiful night with you.
Kisses.
445
00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:38,026
Thanks
because I defended myself.
446
00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:39,327
How brave you are!
447
00:26:40,654 --> 00:26:42,448
It was nothing.
448
00:26:42,449 --> 00:26:44,484
Amelle, I want to see you again
shortly,
449
00:26:44,485 --> 00:26:47,124
Why do I have to file a complaint?
of your father in the police.
450
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:49,581
He stole
all the stars in the sky
451
00:26:49,582 --> 00:26:52,383
- to make your eyes.
- What a song!
452
00:26:53,355 --> 00:26:55,696
That's a phrase from the 80s...
453
00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:58,075
What do I answer?
I don't know.
454
00:26:59,155 --> 00:27:00,455
I am going to sleep.
455
00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:04,556
And how do you sleep?
456
00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:07,846
With eyes closed.
457
00:27:08,655 --> 00:27:11,506
For your dreams to be good,
Here's a photo of me.
458
00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:14,256
What will that be?
459
00:27:15,973 --> 00:27:17,912
They look like tunnels
of the English Channel.
460
00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:21,167
Shit, it's his nose.
461
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:23,976
Want to play
of sexy photos?
462
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,900
Very good. Very good.
463
00:27:32,368 --> 00:27:35,142
They're cute
those spots of yours.
464
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:39,403
He's really funny.
I like him.
465
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:02,620
- Here it is.
- Thank you, have a good day.
466
00:28:04,191 --> 00:28:06,300
- Look here, you!
- What?
467
00:28:06,861 --> 00:28:08,161
Follow me.
468
00:28:08,692 --> 00:28:10,501
- Do you think this is clean?
- Yes.
469
00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:12,048
You think I didn't get you?
470
00:28:12,049 --> 00:28:14,041
As you didn't understand,
I will repeat.
471
00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,292
Amelle and I are
like Viennese chocolate.
472
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:18,054
I am the milk,
She is the chocolate.
473
00:28:18,055 --> 00:28:21,174
And you are like cocoa powder,
It's useless.
474
00:28:21,175 --> 00:28:23,832
- Did you understand correctly?
- She and I are just colleagues.
475
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,588
Exactly,
and may it continue like this.
476
00:28:25,994 --> 00:28:29,936
Work takes away three things:
boredom, addiction and desire.
477
00:28:34,763 --> 00:28:37,507
- Is it going to be tonight?
- That's right!
478
00:28:37,839 --> 00:28:40,016
Nike sneakers,
clean socks.
479
00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:42,834
Calvin Klein Boxer,
Kooples shirt.
480
00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:46,631
Casio synced.
Cell phone charged.
481
00:28:47,063 --> 00:28:49,434
Dude, today she falls, touch here!
482
00:28:50,074 --> 00:28:52,289
- Who is the man?
- You.
483
00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,490
Nice guy, have you seen this?
"How are you, darling?"
484
00:28:55,479 --> 00:28:57,177
- A month?
- Yes, a month.
485
00:28:57,496 --> 00:29:01,121
Are you crazy? It's 4 weeks,
31 days, 720 hours.
486
00:29:01,122 --> 00:29:03,972
I want to change. I always have sex
earlier and it doesn't work.
487
00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:05,823
Now I want to make sure
of what I feel.
488
00:29:05,824 --> 00:29:07,624
00:29:09,795
Vai, Amelle,
no one waits a month!
490
00:29:12,248 --> 00:29:16,465
- Well... What do we do?
- Let's watch a series.
491
00:29:16,466 --> 00:29:19,317
I have the last of
"Desperate Housewives".
492
00:29:19,318 --> 00:29:23,136
No thanks. There's no sex,
I'm the one who chooses the film.
493
00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:26,698
- Have you seen "The Infidels"?
- Yes.
494
00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:30,265
It was good, right?
They have sex and are happy.
495
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,630
My voice controls you.
496
00:29:56,631 --> 00:29:58,981
Are you in the mood?
to sleep with me.
497
00:29:58,982 --> 00:30:01,809
She's dying to sleep with me.
498
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,691
- So, did you like it?
- Yes yes.
499
00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:46,030
but I'm still undecided
with the McLaren SLR.
500
00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:48,413
- The keys.
- Yes.
501
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,804
There they are.
My wallet.
502
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,665
- Yes.
- Thank you for coming.
503
00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:56,004
- Thank you.
- At� logo.
504
00:30:56,005 --> 00:30:58,031
- Did you say a month?
- A month is nothing,
505
00:30:58,032 --> 00:31:01,026
It's only 4 weeks,
31 days and 720 hours.
506
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:04,666
Want some friendly advice
to sleep with her first?
507
00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,904
- Yes.
- Trying?
508
00:31:06,905 --> 00:31:08,205
Change your girlfriend.
509
00:31:09,376 --> 00:31:12,586
No, but...
I really like her.
510
00:31:12,587 --> 00:31:15,366
00:31:17,567
- I just said you're a duck.
- Nothing to see.
512
00:31:17,568 --> 00:31:19,466
The next step will be
give chocolates?
513
00:31:19,467 --> 00:31:22,308
- I can't like her?
- You can, calmly.
514
00:31:23,677 --> 00:31:26,008
- When will you be back?
- Amanh�.
515
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:29,016
Amanh�?
Amanh� n�o!
516
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:31,517
- Why?
- Why...
517
00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:34,219
Be a man for a bit.
518
00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:37,194
00:31:39,528
That's right. Tomorrow night
Let's go bowling.
520
00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:40,829
Bowling! Very good!
521
00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:43,995
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Thanks. A good day.
522
00:31:43,996 --> 00:31:46,109
Wow, have you seen that one there?
523
00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:50,049
I'm going to use my 33 look.
If you are married, you will get divorced.
524
00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:52,089
- It's fine.
- Keep looking.
525
00:31:52,090 --> 00:31:54,258
00:31:56,809
- I want one...
- Don't say anything.
527
00:31:58,579 --> 00:32:00,429
I'm sure you
� a respons�vel
528
00:32:00,430 --> 00:32:01,730
by global warming.
529
00:32:02,263 --> 00:32:03,563
Wait, did you say Cuban?
530
00:32:03,897 --> 00:32:05,197
- Ol�.
- Ol�!
531
00:32:05,198 --> 00:32:06,548
Um Tall Chai Tea,
please.
532
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,620
- Here or to take away?
- To take away.
533
00:32:08,621 --> 00:32:10,873
00:32:12,174
- Thanks.
- You are welcome.
535
00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:18,555
Here's your Chai Tea Latte.
With lots of love...
536
00:32:19,081 --> 00:32:20,381
and ice water.
537
00:32:27,082 --> 00:32:30,192
I made reservations at a small
Italian, romantic restaurant.
538
00:32:30,193 --> 00:32:31,493
- When?
- Tonight.
539
00:32:31,494 --> 00:32:33,520
Sorry, it's going out night
with friends.
540
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,323
Same?
541
00:32:35,324 --> 00:32:37,174
00:32:39,025
- Who?
- Friends, St�phane, Julien,
543
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,326
- Caroline, Sa�d...
- Who?
544
00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,827
- Sa�d?
- No, before.
545
00:32:41,828 --> 00:32:43,695
- Julien?
- No, after him.
546
00:32:44,427 --> 00:32:47,478
- Caroline?
- Yes, Caroline, what is...
547
00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:49,485
- Your ex-girlfriend.
- Yes.
548
00:32:49,486 --> 00:32:51,936
Who did you end up with?
because they couldn't talk.
549
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,824
- That's it.
- Except having sex.
550
00:32:53,825 --> 00:32:55,125
�...
551
00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:59,172
What will you do when you see her?
It will fall on top in no time.
552
00:32:59,173 --> 00:33:01,507
No! I won't do that
in front of others.
553
00:33:01,976 --> 00:33:05,292
No, I won't do it and that's it.
That's why I don't want you together.
554
00:33:05,293 --> 00:33:07,642
I know Caroline still loves me.
555
00:33:07,643 --> 00:33:09,726
And if she sees us together,
will be sad.
556
00:33:09,727 --> 00:33:12,227
00:33:15,720
- I'm also fragile.
- No. It is trained on the hill!
558
00:33:16,268 --> 00:33:17,593
Carry a can on your head.
559
00:33:21,002 --> 00:33:24,257
- Your Karlouch.
- Karlouch?
560
00:33:24,258 --> 00:33:27,757
- It's a hill thing.
- So, Amelle... Amelle?
561
00:33:28,187 --> 00:33:30,978
Don't make that face.
I'm not going tonight, okay?
562
00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:34,290
I won't go anymore. If you were sad,
I'll stay with you tonight.
563
00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:37,578
Come on, don't make that face.
564
00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:41,173
Amelle. Give me a smile.
565
00:33:41,498 --> 00:33:42,798
A small smile.
566
00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:46,018
She looks so beautiful when she smiles.
Go!
567
00:33:47,495 --> 00:33:49,626
Come on, where is the restaurant?
568
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,719
- At Sacr� Coeur.
- At Sacr� Coeur?
569
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,716
There it is. I'm going tonight
in the Sacred Heart...
570
00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:56,707
00:33:59,492
- It's fine.
- It's fine.
572
00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:03,420
- Sorry. I let myself go.
- It's okay.
573
00:34:03,421 --> 00:34:05,840
But if you want to leave
With your friends, it's fine.
574
00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:09,335
Okay, I'll call you later.
Thanks.
575
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:11,306
Goodbye!
576
00:34:14,691 --> 00:34:15,991
Look at that.
577
00:34:22,591 --> 00:34:23,891
The champion!
578
00:34:26,102 --> 00:34:28,069
- He played well.
- That's how it's done.
579
00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:31,663
00:34:34,253
I said: "I'm going out,
stay home and shut up!”
581
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:38,367
With me, we went out together.
You didn't feel ashamed!
582
00:34:44,693 --> 00:34:45,993
Oh!
583
00:34:51,582 --> 00:34:54,005
With this one in bed...
I should never have let go.
584
00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:57,301
It was too heavy for me,
I don't have a truck for that.
585
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,840
- Who is it?
- He guesses?
586
00:35:05,195 --> 00:35:06,495
00:35:08,580
It gave voicemail.
588
00:35:09,705 --> 00:35:12,385
I hope you're having fun.
589
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:16,243
Call. A kiss.
Kiss, darling.
590
00:35:42,498 --> 00:35:43,798
- Her again?
- Yes.
591
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:48,144
- Forget me, I won't answer.
- "I won't answer!"
592
00:35:49,197 --> 00:35:51,012
Well, still in voicemail.
593
00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,444
You're with your ex, is that it?
594
00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:58,865
00:36:00,166
League me.
596
00:36:01,299 --> 00:36:02,599
I already understand.
597
00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:08,079
- Look at this!
- It wasn't firm enough.
598
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,429
Okay, it's over!
599
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,800
- Good!
- The man.
600
00:36:14,617 --> 00:36:17,063
Listen carefully, worn-out old man.
601
00:36:17,064 --> 00:36:19,402
I hope you suffered
an accident.
602
00:36:19,403 --> 00:36:22,575
00:36:25,356
who are going to kidnap you, your father,
your mother, your little sister,
604
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,145
and that they will stick
a lit cigarette
605
00:36:27,146 --> 00:36:29,748
not your nose, wretch.
606
00:36:30,826 --> 00:36:32,812
- She's crazy. Listen.
- Me d�.
607
00:36:32,813 --> 00:36:35,292
They're going to make fruit salad
with your organs.
608
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,093
I won't stop,
I'm angry!
609
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,894
00:36:41,445
I said, be careful with the Arabs,
it will be bad.
611
00:36:41,446 --> 00:36:43,246
Not this one!
You will sleep at home.
612
00:36:46,313 --> 00:36:49,233
- You scared me!
- Was it nice last night?
613
00:36:50,113 --> 00:36:52,245
But what message was that?
Are you crazy?
614
00:36:52,246 --> 00:36:53,896
- What message?
- Voc� me amea�ou.
615
00:36:53,897 --> 00:36:56,730
- What is this about?
- I can prove it.
616
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,716
00:37:03,538
- I felt a little jealous.
- A little? Are you sick?
618
00:37:03,539 --> 00:37:05,939
He should have called, he didn't,
He should have returned, he didn't.
619
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:07,841
When you say something,
comply.
620
00:37:07,842 --> 00:37:10,551
I thought they ran you over.
I was worried.
621
00:37:12,371 --> 00:37:14,293
- But it was abuse.
- I don't understand.
622
00:37:14,294 --> 00:37:16,444
- Am I worthless to you?
- Of course I do.
623
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,695
I even thought about introducing you
my friend, Julien.
624
00:37:18,696 --> 00:37:20,216
- Really?
- Yes.
625
00:37:20,217 --> 00:37:23,526
It's fine. But be careful!
Next time, call.
626
00:37:23,527 --> 00:37:25,227
- Don't do that anymore.
- It's fine.
627
00:37:25,228 --> 00:37:28,162
Noom, whenever you want to come,
they vomited in the bathroom.
628
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,463
I am going.
629
00:37:32,973 --> 00:37:34,785
- Is everything okay, Amelle?
- Yes.
630
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,786
00:37:38,627
- Are you upset?
- Of course not.
632
00:37:38,628 --> 00:37:40,247
- He is sure?
- Don't worry.
633
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:42,907
See you later.
634
00:37:42,908 --> 00:37:45,558
What's good for you
It's that she will bring Barbara.
635
00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:48,509
And Barbara is just like you,
It could be your luck.
636
00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:49,810
- Barbara?
- That.
637
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:51,198
I liked!
Good...
638
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:54,338
00:37:55,754
- N�o. Julien?
- J� face.
640
00:38:02,019 --> 00:38:03,319
Slow down!
641
00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:06,342
Gross by Faberg�.
No woman can resist.
642
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,916
- I don't know, a Brut...
- No, that's enough. Go!
643
00:38:09,917 --> 00:38:12,367
I forgot to say,
he will bring Julien, a friend of his.
644
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,000
From what I know, he's the robot type.
Don't do anything, calm down.
645
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:19,975
00:38:26,411
Welcome.
647
00:38:27,145 --> 00:38:28,445
- All good?
- All good?
648
00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:32,127
- Julien... Amelle.
- It's a pleasure.
649
00:38:32,128 --> 00:38:33,428
Pleasure.
650
00:38:34,126 --> 00:38:36,882
- Barbara... Noom.
- It's a pleasure.
651
00:38:37,212 --> 00:38:38,982
-E Julien.
- Ol�.
652
00:38:40,922 --> 00:38:43,586
N�o d� to compare
an Aston Martin to an SLS.
653
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:46,688
00:38:49,289
I prefer 200 thousand in SLS
than 100 thousand in the Vantage.
655
00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:52,037
- I like everything vintage.
- Vantage.
656
00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:55,003
Vantage is the name of the car,
got it?
657
00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:56,729
- I understood.
- In truth,
658
00:38:56,730 --> 00:38:58,680
to judge a car
I need to test it.
659
00:38:58,681 --> 00:39:00,081
Grab the gear lever.
660
00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:03,754
00:39:06,543
- Of course.
- I've already tested the SLS.
662
00:39:07,644 --> 00:39:08,944
Lie!
663
00:39:09,289 --> 00:39:11,095
Conte a� Noom,
I haven't tested SLS?
664
00:39:11,607 --> 00:39:14,719
Noom? What it was?
Are you okay?
665
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,140
- I am tired.
- He didn't sleep.
666
00:39:19,175 --> 00:39:20,475
No, no.
667
00:39:21,114 --> 00:39:22,414
It's something else.
668
00:39:23,015 --> 00:39:24,315
Ent�o house.
669
00:39:24,825 --> 00:39:26,425
Your Excellency is
with that face
670
00:39:26,426 --> 00:39:28,946
because I decided to wait a little
before making love.
671
00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:31,065
And with that Your Excellency
He's not happy.
672
00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:34,388
- That way everyone knows.
- Abstinence never hurt.
673
00:39:34,389 --> 00:39:37,309
- We are not animals.
- I agree with Barbara.
674
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,769
- We are not animals, Amelle.
- Honestly...
675
00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:42,029
Say, do you just think about that?
676
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,757
00:39:48,304
- No Marais.
- No! I also live there.
678
00:39:48,305 --> 00:39:49,655
- I don't believe it!
- It's true.
679
00:39:49,656 --> 00:39:51,156
- Where?
- In Marais Square...
680
00:39:51,157 --> 00:39:52,748
Shall we have a nightcap?
681
00:39:53,775 --> 00:39:56,235
- I'm broken.
- S�rio? E voc�, Julien?
682
00:39:56,236 --> 00:39:58,826
No thanks Amelle,
If I sleep late, I won't work.
683
00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:00,877
- But you don't even work.
- Be quiet...
684
00:40:00,878 --> 00:40:04,484
- I'm going by taxi, do you want to share?
- On time!
685
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,226
- Kisses.
- Really?
686
00:40:06,227 --> 00:40:07,835
- Goodbye!
- That. Come in, come in.
687
00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:18,373
- Let's go to... Rue du Temple, 32.
- That's right.
688
00:40:19,326 --> 00:40:20,638
You know what would be good?
689
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,784
- Do like them?
- No, take me home.
690
00:40:30,854 --> 00:40:32,154
Noom?
691
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:54,473
My voice controls you.
Give my little chick a kiss.
692
00:41:07,224 --> 00:41:08,524
This doesn't work.
693
00:41:16,925 --> 00:41:18,675
- Thank you very much. Goodbye.
- Thanks.
694
00:42:15,628 --> 00:42:17,578
What are you doing here?
This is not your time off.
695
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,887
What there was?
You don't look well.
696
00:42:20,888 --> 00:42:22,288
No, it's okay.
Thanks.
697
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,714
I needed some air.
I'm better now.
698
00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:26,446
See you tonight?
699
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:28,597
00:42:32,531
- It's true. Tomorrow?
- I'm going to have dinner with my parents.
701
00:42:32,532 --> 00:42:34,118
It's true, me too.
702
00:42:34,897 --> 00:42:37,431
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yes, calm down.
703
00:42:38,135 --> 00:42:39,435
How beautiful you are.
704
00:42:40,178 --> 00:42:41,778
- See you after lunch?
- Yes.
705
00:42:41,779 --> 00:42:43,079
- Certainty?
- Of course.
706
00:42:44,132 --> 00:42:46,732
Your mother said that you found
a boy from a good family
707
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,902
that will make you happy and that wins
10 thousand euros per month.
708
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,454
- That's more or less it.
- It's about time.
709
00:42:52,455 --> 00:42:55,696
Is he from Algeria?
I hope it's not from Oran.
710
00:42:55,697 --> 00:42:57,647
- I don't like them.
- No, it's not from Oran.
711
00:42:57,648 --> 00:42:58,948
It's a little further south.
712
00:42:58,949 --> 00:43:01,932
- So she's from Mali?
- I hope he's not from Bamako.
713
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:07,060
00:43:09,525
I like people from the north,
they are honest.
715
00:43:09,972 --> 00:43:12,275
I like people from the south,
they are honest.
716
00:43:12,883 --> 00:43:14,683
- From Tassili?
- Even further south.
717
00:43:14,684 --> 00:43:15,984
Further south?
718
00:43:16,355 --> 00:43:17,855
So, is she from Mopti?
719
00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:20,450
- No, even further north.
- Further north?
720
00:43:20,451 --> 00:43:22,765
00:43:25,666
Further north is Algeria.
Don't tell me you're Algerian?
722
00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:26,967
No, no.
723
00:43:27,285 --> 00:43:28,585
Don't tell me you're from Mali?
724
00:43:29,637 --> 00:43:32,072
- No, no.
- So it's Guezam's.
725
00:43:32,073 --> 00:43:35,917
- That's right.
- As long as he's not black.
726
00:43:36,338 --> 00:43:38,847
Good!
As long as she's not Arab.
727
00:43:40,027 --> 00:43:43,368
The Arabs, my dear,
They have long legs.
728
00:43:43,369 --> 00:43:47,534
00:43:50,008
But that's it.
The rest...
730
00:43:50,641 --> 00:43:53,040
Today's girls
They are not like they used to be.
731
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:56,253
They don't want to stay at home anymore,
They want to go for a walk on the weekend.
732
00:43:56,254 --> 00:43:59,264
They want, as we saw on TV,
go to Beaver Park.
733
00:44:00,195 --> 00:44:02,705
- There's a park next door.
- And it's very good.
734
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:06,908
00:44:09,862
My dear,
This time I agree with you.
736
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:17,703
- At� amanh�.
- At� amanh�.
737
00:44:17,704 --> 00:44:19,004
- Goodbye.
- Take care.
738
00:44:20,572 --> 00:44:22,600
Amelle, I have a surprise
for you.
739
00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:24,153
I love surprises. What is it?
740
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,962
A weekend, romantic
and in the sun.
741
00:44:27,451 --> 00:44:28,751
In the Maldives?
742
00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:30,102
00:44:45,692
Super rom�ntico
your weekend.
744
00:44:45,693 --> 00:44:47,903
My car broke down,
It was that or nothing.
745
00:44:49,752 --> 00:44:52,616
Why so slow?
N�o � pos�vel!
746
00:44:52,617 --> 00:44:53,917
I'm prudent, that's all.
747
00:44:53,918 --> 00:44:55,918
There are things that black people
they can't do it.
748
00:44:56,646 --> 00:45:00,058
Skiing, swimming, driving...
Go, speed up!
749
00:45:00,474 --> 00:45:02,962
Ah, �?
At least it's not a stolen car.
750
00:45:02,963 --> 00:45:04,263
And what to say with that?
751
00:45:04,264 --> 00:45:05,564
Nothing.
752
00:45:05,565 --> 00:45:07,612
The car key
that your brother uses,
753
00:45:07,613 --> 00:45:08,913
It's a screwdriver, right?
754
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:10,264
- Joke, right?
- Yeah.
755
00:45:10,737 --> 00:45:13,103
- Stop pee?
- It wasn't even 20 km.
756
00:45:13,104 --> 00:45:14,604
Please Noom,
next exit.
757
00:45:16,944 --> 00:45:19,218
- Otherwise I'll pee my pants.
- Me too.
758
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:23,059
- You guys are boring.
- No. Thank you Amelle.
759
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,760
Should have known
what it means to be tight.
760
00:45:24,761 --> 00:45:26,061
Go! Go! Go!
761
00:45:32,155 --> 00:45:34,475
Bag! More than 15 minutes
and they haven't returned yet.
762
00:45:34,945 --> 00:45:36,245
I'm going to turn on the radio.
763
00:45:37,856 --> 00:45:41,430
I love this song.
Wanting the Moon
764
00:45:41,885 --> 00:45:46,156
It doesn't scare me
Even tired
765
00:45:46,157 --> 00:45:48,901
766
00:45:48,902 --> 00:45:51,254
Amelle, it seems!
Are you crazy?
767
00:45:51,255 --> 00:45:54,254
Grow up a little. This is song
of retarded teenager.
768
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:58,031
Swap for French music,
authentic lyrics and meaning.
769
00:45:58,663 --> 00:46:01,818
Do you want my cock?
I'll give it to you soon
770
00:46:05,448 --> 00:46:06,748
It seems!
771
00:46:07,497 --> 00:46:10,704
Anad to my kasbah
I'll make you gag
772
00:46:10,705 --> 00:46:13,915
773
00:46:15,749 --> 00:46:17,214
Voc� � lost case.
774
00:46:17,889 --> 00:46:20,463
Okay, I'll go for one
that everyone agrees.
775
00:46:32,056 --> 00:46:33,875
CASTOR PARK
776
00:46:35,952 --> 00:46:38,001
- J� face.
- It's fine.
777
00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:39,928
Ol�!
778
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:42,429
The Dominion of the Three Forests
It is the biggest and greenest
779
00:46:42,430 --> 00:46:44,430
of all beaver parks
Europeans.
780
00:46:44,431 --> 00:46:45,731
00:46:48,198
435? I never imagined.
782
00:46:55,842 --> 00:46:58,392
And the water park?
They say it's fabulous.
783
00:46:58,393 --> 00:47:00,473
- And yes. Do you want to see it?
- With pleasure.
784
00:47:00,823 --> 00:47:03,064
Follow me, I'll show you.
785
00:47:23,954 --> 00:47:25,554
Do you think I'm stupid?
I'm watching.
786
00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:28,587
I'll let you settle in
and I wish you a good stay.
787
00:47:28,588 --> 00:47:30,788
If you need something
I will be at your disposal.
788
00:47:30,789 --> 00:47:32,689
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, see you later.
789
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:36,365
Fantastic. What will we do?
Mini golf, water slide?
790
00:47:36,366 --> 00:47:39,255
No, we are tired
of the trip.
791
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,726
Let's take a nap.
Is half an hour ok?
792
00:47:41,727 --> 00:47:43,655
Sure, half an hour is fine.
793
00:47:43,656 --> 00:47:46,757
- It's open.
- How beautiful.
794
00:47:47,962 --> 00:47:51,395
It's been an hour and a half.
They're animals, it's not possible.
795
00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:55,714
No, they are normal people
that they love each other, that's all.
796
00:47:56,156 --> 00:47:58,687
- Look at the lovers. Let's go?
- Finally, they arrived.
797
00:47:58,688 --> 00:48:00,220
�, we arrived.
Where will we go?
798
00:48:00,221 --> 00:48:02,521
- Shall we go to the castle?
- An hour here, waiting.
799
00:48:02,522 --> 00:48:03,822
�, now let's go.
800
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,369
Amelle?
801
00:48:27,748 --> 00:48:29,548
Julien said that Noom
is at the limit.
802
00:48:31,170 --> 00:48:32,958
00:48:37,889
Between you and Julien the mystery river
he finished. You don't stop.
804
00:48:40,342 --> 00:48:42,059
- Can you please turn around?
- Yes.
805
00:48:42,773 --> 00:48:44,073
Thanks.
806
00:48:45,552 --> 00:48:46,902
At least relax.
807
00:48:47,536 --> 00:48:48,836
You could do the same.
808
00:48:51,111 --> 00:48:53,011
Do you know the difference?
between the two of us?
809
00:48:53,012 --> 00:48:56,061
- No.
- I put the cucumbers on my eyes.
810
00:48:56,062 --> 00:48:58,285
00:49:00,933
Your stubbornness
It just stresses everyone out.
812
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,035
Amelle...
813
00:49:09,170 --> 00:49:10,470
He arrives.
814
00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:22,124
- How beautiful!
- Thanks.
815
00:49:26,674 --> 00:49:29,083
That girl seems to me
familiar, who will it be?
816
00:49:29,874 --> 00:49:32,345
It wasn't she who took us
to the bungalow?
817
00:49:32,346 --> 00:49:33,646
- Ser�?
- Yes, it was her.
818
00:49:41,165 --> 00:49:43,739
- What's her name?
- Vanessa, I think.
819
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:45,597
- Vanessa?
- She is very beautiful.
820
00:49:45,598 --> 00:49:46,898
�, more or less.
821
00:50:16,478 --> 00:50:17,778
Congratulations. Not bad.
822
00:50:18,376 --> 00:50:20,481
Frankly, I didn't see anything
extraordinary.
823
00:50:21,159 --> 00:50:22,572
I would like to see you there.
824
00:50:22,573 --> 00:50:25,023
I already told you I went
Swimming champion in high school?
825
00:50:25,024 --> 00:50:27,203
- No.
- Didn't I tell you? So, see.
826
00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:32,239
- What are you going to do?
- She's weak. Look.
827
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,940
- Are you going to dive?
- What are you going to do?
828
00:50:33,941 --> 00:50:35,241
She's bluffing.
829
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,420
- 10 euros, as she doesn't jump.
- Amelle!
830
00:50:41,421 --> 00:50:42,721
Don't jump.
831
00:50:44,244 --> 00:50:46,533
Don't jump, don't jump.
Never.
832
00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:47,843
Go to the tip and stop.
833
00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:49,144
- She's going to stop...
- Go.
834
00:51:11,773 --> 00:51:13,073
Swimming champion,
hello!
835
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,649
00:51:17,450
Go soon!
I don't know, do something.
837
00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:22,378
- Amelle?
- Move away, please.
838
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:24,244
She needs air.
Thank you very much.
839
00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,354
- There it is, she didn't die!
- That's right.
840
00:51:38,232 --> 00:51:39,532
Very good.
841
00:51:40,275 --> 00:51:42,275
- I don't know how to thank you.
- It was nothing.
842
00:51:42,276 --> 00:51:44,376
- Honestly, it was...
- I just did my job.
843
00:51:44,377 --> 00:51:45,827
No, it was fantastic,
thank you.
844
00:51:45,828 --> 00:51:47,128
Thank you, thank you.
845
00:51:47,129 --> 00:51:48,729
- You're welcome.
- Enough, Enough.
846
00:51:49,235 --> 00:51:50,785
- What a scare!
- Can I leave them?
847
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,843
No, wait.
How are you, Amelle?
848
00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,721
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, thank you.
849
00:51:55,722 --> 00:51:57,022
- Come.
- Thanks.
850
00:51:57,653 --> 00:51:59,903
Noom, did you know they call
the two-faced Amelle?
851
00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:03,781
Really? Damn!
How embarrassing!
852
00:52:03,782 --> 00:52:06,032
- I'll tell her we're going.
- Be quick.
853
00:52:06,033 --> 00:52:07,333
Yes.
854
00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:10,440
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I'm going to the club with them.
855
00:52:10,441 --> 00:52:11,741
- Changed your mind?
- Yes.
856
00:52:11,742 --> 00:52:13,042
There are only piranhas there.
857
00:52:13,043 --> 00:52:15,043
- Damn them.
- And you won't stay with me?
858
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:17,394
00:52:19,528
- What are you going to do?
- I'm going too.
860
00:52:19,529 --> 00:52:20,829
- No, stay!
- I go!
861
00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:25,354
Drug! I don't like taking
no one at the club.
862
00:52:25,779 --> 00:52:27,929
How to go to the restaurant
taking the food.
863
00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:41,104
Get out! Go! Go! Go...
864
00:52:42,519 --> 00:52:43,893
The hero of the day.
865
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,881
- All good?
- Yes. Okay.
866
00:52:45,882 --> 00:52:47,532
- What was your name again?
- Noom.
867
00:52:47,533 --> 00:52:48,833
- Noom?
- That.
868
00:52:49,372 --> 00:52:52,630
You were an astonishment,
absolutely brilliant.
869
00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:55,245
- Do you want anything?
- A glass of champagne.
870
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:57,898
A glass of champagne.
Thanks.
871
00:52:59,181 --> 00:53:01,771
- What do you work in?
- I'm a comedian.
872
00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:04,052
Really? Where?
873
00:53:04,053 --> 00:53:06,939
Now I'm writing,
I work for a multinational.
874
00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:09,889
I just remembered one.
I'll tell...
875
00:53:15,183 --> 00:53:17,378
Look how they laugh,
they look like hyenas.
876
00:53:18,157 --> 00:53:21,328
- What does he do with the slut?
- Didn't you pay attention?
877
00:53:21,329 --> 00:53:23,177
It's the girl
that saved his life.
878
00:53:23,178 --> 00:53:25,874
Did you see that horrible hair color?
879
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:27,874
- I like.
- If they look here,
880
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:30,119
pretend
that we are more fun.
881
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,420
Health.
882
00:53:45,385 --> 00:53:47,531
Look at that, the moth.
883
00:53:48,033 --> 00:53:49,333
- Did what?
- Nothing.
884
00:53:52,986 --> 00:53:54,861
- Hello, how are you?
- Yes. And you?
885
00:53:54,862 --> 00:53:56,756
- Are you having fun?
- Quiet.
886
00:53:56,757 --> 00:53:58,945
- Yeah, I see. Hello.
- Hello.
887
00:53:58,946 --> 00:54:00,846
- Do you remember me?
- Two-Face, right?
888
00:54:02,186 --> 00:54:05,963
No, I'm Amelle. I'm his friend,
But we're not just friends, we love each other.
889
00:54:06,439 --> 00:54:08,829
- Whatever.
- Racist and fake blonde.
890
00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:10,459
Let's talk about this hair color.
891
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:12,297
Don't attack her,
She didn't do anything.
892
00:54:12,298 --> 00:54:14,898
I don't attack, but there's no
Embarrassed to hit on her?
893
00:54:14,899 --> 00:54:16,587
I'm not giving up
894
00:54:16,588 --> 00:54:18,688
and she must not wait a month
to have sex.
895
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:19,989
And that's enough!
896
00:54:21,941 --> 00:54:23,241
00:54:27,382
What it was?
Did he forget something?
898
00:54:27,383 --> 00:54:28,897
Better.
899
00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:32,472
I was just kidding.
I'm drunk, that's all.
900
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:35,743
Long!
Communists!
901
00:54:38,589 --> 00:54:41,127
- Thank you, sir.
- Here it is, let go, let go!
902
00:54:41,128 --> 00:54:43,320
That's enough. I understand!
I understand!
903
00:54:44,347 --> 00:54:47,097
Going with an Arab to the nightclub
That's what it comes down to. Thank you, see?
904
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,652
00:54:52,700
You screamed like a child
906
00:54:52,701 --> 00:54:54,790
when the security guards
they grabbed you.
907
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,391
- What?
- Did you see how he screamed?
908
00:54:56,392 --> 00:54:58,592
- And do you remember how you screamed?
- I didn't scream.
909
00:54:58,593 --> 00:55:00,943
- I shouted to defend you.
- He screamed because it hurt.
910
00:55:04,589 --> 00:55:07,468
Look, I don't want to influence
ningu�m,
911
00:55:07,469 --> 00:55:11,502
but if I listened to my boyfriend
shouting like that, it ended instantly.
912
00:55:11,503 --> 00:55:14,089
And if I had seen
my guy hitting on the same,
913
00:55:14,090 --> 00:55:15,390
it had ended a long time ago.
914
00:55:15,915 --> 00:55:17,215
I didn't do any of that.
915
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:19,925
Good morning.
916
00:55:21,843 --> 00:55:23,983
If you need to talk,
I'm here.
917
00:55:23,984 --> 00:55:25,284
It's fine.
918
00:55:26,712 --> 00:55:29,254
You bastards...
"DIVING TO NULLS"
919
00:55:29,255 --> 00:55:30,555
Hi!
920
00:55:30,992 --> 00:55:32,292
00:55:35,205
No, it came out on YouTube,
someone filmed her belly bump.
922
00:55:35,206 --> 00:55:37,556
In fact, it has already surpassed
1 million views.
923
00:55:38,624 --> 00:55:40,250
But what I wanted to say...
924
00:55:40,585 --> 00:55:42,475
Sorry about Vanessa.
925
00:55:42,476 --> 00:55:43,776
I went too far.
926
00:55:43,777 --> 00:55:46,077
But put yourself in my shoes.
I can't take it anymore.
927
00:55:46,078 --> 00:55:48,878
But I will wait another month,
if necessary.
928
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:50,179
I think you're worth it.
929
00:55:50,943 --> 00:55:52,243
After all, we are not animals.
930
00:55:53,895 --> 00:55:56,256
Well, I'm going now.
931
00:55:58,803 --> 00:56:00,896
- Noom.
- What?
932
00:56:01,703 --> 00:56:04,808
- I'm ready.
- Ready for what?
933
00:56:04,809 --> 00:56:06,382
To go play ball, idiot.
934
00:56:07,704 --> 00:56:09,518
Who is the man?
935
00:56:18,189 --> 00:56:20,791
More strength. Very good.
Hit hard!
936
00:56:24,008 --> 00:56:25,308
Very good.
937
00:56:25,309 --> 00:56:28,289
00:56:37,006
For�a, Noom!
For�a, Noom!
939
00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,410
Keep running!
940
00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:09,082
Julien? It is me.
I already had sex with Amelle.
941
00:57:09,669 --> 00:57:11,332
Of course I was fantastic!
942
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:14,591
Al�, Barbara? Yes...
943
00:57:14,592 --> 00:57:15,892
Yes yes. Done.
944
00:57:15,893 --> 00:57:17,193
Try!
945
00:57:17,558 --> 00:57:18,858
She tasted the nigga.
946
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:25,831
00:57:28,282
Yes... No, it was intense.
948
00:57:36,234 --> 00:57:39,181
I did the complete millennium package.
From 8:00 pm to 8:00 am.
949
00:57:41,203 --> 00:57:44,575
He didn't stop hitting me
for the bund.
950
00:57:44,576 --> 00:57:46,076
It felt like beating a drum.
951
00:57:46,077 --> 00:57:47,677
You love that, don't you?
It gives you pleasure, doesn't it?
952
00:57:53,754 --> 00:57:55,954
She couldn't take it anymore!
And I continued! AND...
953
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:59,855
00:58:02,042
She did it like this...
955
00:58:05,706 --> 00:58:07,006
I love it like this!
956
00:58:07,506 --> 00:58:08,806
Like this!
957
00:58:10,122 --> 00:58:14,069
He started to go crazy.
He said "Insult me!"...
958
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:15,907
I said, "Deny your race."
959
00:58:22,217 --> 00:58:24,620
No, no, no!
960
00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:28,153
I'll hang up,
here it continues.
961
00:58:28,154 --> 00:58:30,465
Continue, what do you think?
See you later.
962
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:31,766
00:58:35,790
Wait, he's coming.
I'll call later.
964
00:58:44,909 --> 00:58:48,177
What was it like before me?
How many men have you had before?
965
00:58:48,178 --> 00:58:51,084
- It's a question that can't be asked.
- I'm your guy, tell me.
966
00:58:51,085 --> 00:58:54,463
- And you, how many did you have?
- It's different, I'm a man.
967
00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,645
I don't know, I never told.
968
00:58:59,617 --> 00:59:03,120
- Nineteen. And you?
- I don't know, wait...
969
00:59:03,121 --> 00:59:06,687
00:59:08,741
- Twenty-four?
- Yes, twenty-four.
971
00:59:11,118 --> 00:59:13,218
- Twenty-four?
- Yes, what's the problem?
972
00:59:13,219 --> 00:59:17,271
How did you achieve this?
Did you start in primary school?
973
00:59:17,272 --> 00:59:20,022
- Why are you judging me?
- I don't judge, but 24 is a lot.
974
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:24,004
- You're judging me.
- No. It's your life.
975
00:59:24,005 --> 00:59:26,443
00:59:28,205
Okay, but 24 is a lot.
977
00:59:31,013 --> 00:59:34,151
In those 24, if I had
what to classify...
978
00:59:34,913 --> 00:59:37,763
- Am I second, first?
- Stop, I can't answer.
979
00:59:37,764 --> 00:59:40,271
- Why not?
- It's not a competition.
980
00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:42,035
- That it damages competition.
- S�rio?
981
00:59:42,614 --> 00:59:45,191
No, it's a joke.
It's really a joke.
982
00:59:47,031 --> 00:59:49,160
00:59:52,829
Come on, come here.
Give me a hug.
984
00:59:53,242 --> 00:59:54,542
It's fine.
985
00:59:58,549 --> 01:00:01,985
What's yours?
What are you looking at?
986
01:00:01,986 --> 01:00:04,888
- No, it's nothing...
- Sorry.
987
01:00:05,626 --> 01:00:06,926
I'm sorry.
988
01:00:10,226 --> 01:00:12,526
The coffee tattoo on the back
looks good on Jeff
989
01:00:12,527 --> 01:00:14,944
because it matches
with his fishy breath.
990
01:00:16,867 --> 01:00:19,509
01:00:20,810
not Blue Elephant.
992
01:00:23,878 --> 01:00:25,178
That was awesome.
993
01:00:29,718 --> 01:00:31,518
And that hair
of a greasy dog?
994
01:00:34,228 --> 01:00:36,278
2 hours to get dressed?
We're late.
995
01:00:36,279 --> 01:00:38,063
It's the first time I've seen
your parents,
996
01:00:38,064 --> 01:00:39,514
I need to make a good impression.
997
01:00:39,515 --> 01:00:41,365
Calm down, they know you
� Arabic.
998
01:00:41,366 --> 01:00:43,066
My father even said:
"No problem,
999
01:00:43,067 --> 01:00:45,181
the second African,
the first Arab."
1000
01:00:45,182 --> 01:00:46,806
Two women, like your father?
1001
01:00:46,807 --> 01:00:50,002
Of course not.
I'm French, I'm integrated.
1002
01:00:50,919 --> 01:00:53,644
- I will have a lover.
- Come on, let's go.
1003
01:01:01,502 --> 01:01:04,576
I'm starving.
I hope the meat is halal.
1004
01:01:05,338 --> 01:01:06,638
You really are weird.
1005
01:01:06,999 --> 01:01:09,550
halal?
1006
01:01:09,551 --> 01:01:11,251
What comes next,
amanh� usar� v�u?
1007
01:01:11,252 --> 01:01:13,920
- And why not?
- Warning: with veil, it's over.
1008
01:01:13,921 --> 01:01:15,455
- Not fair!
- I'm sorry,
1009
01:01:15,456 --> 01:01:17,406
the veil scares France
and I am French.
1010
01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:18,707
Nice attitude, Mr. Francs.
1011
01:01:21,472 --> 01:01:24,422
In life you have to choose,
or veil or dental floss. Point!
1012
01:01:24,423 --> 01:01:25,888
01:01:27,823
between a bone in the nose
or in the mouth?
1014
01:01:29,134 --> 01:01:30,434
Good morning!
1015
01:01:32,405 --> 01:01:33,997
3 HOURS LATER...
1016
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:37,380
Thanks again.
See you soon. It was delicious.
1017
01:01:38,823 --> 01:01:41,393
Explain what the concept is
the burqa? I never understood.
1018
01:01:41,394 --> 01:01:42,694
Guess who it is?
Burca!
1019
01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,999
Do you want to know something?
1020
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,691
01:01:49,719
- But I believe your words.
- Oh, �?
1022
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,473
Us too, it's the same thing,
1023
01:01:51,474 --> 01:01:54,160
We're afraid to have one of you
next door, on a plane.
1024
01:01:54,161 --> 01:01:55,917
And you only think
to look at the ass.
1025
01:01:56,496 --> 01:01:58,003
Look at that ass!
Look at that!
1026
01:01:58,004 --> 01:02:00,122
My dick has already eaten all of Paris!
1027
01:02:00,574 --> 01:02:02,723
I put on my cock tie
and...
1028
01:02:02,724 --> 01:02:05,741
"Good morning, madam! I brought
my fool, you want to meet her!"
1029
01:02:05,742 --> 01:02:08,536
And you always at war,
attacks, Al-Qaeda...
1030
01:02:08,537 --> 01:02:12,436
And you wear sandals
in winter. Do you think this is normal?
1031
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:15,951
What about you, September 11th?
The twin towers, the planes...
1032
01:02:15,952 --> 01:02:19,993
You only eat chicken and rice.
One day they will have to change.
1033
01:02:19,994 --> 01:02:23,118
1034
01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:28,484
Hope!
The condom broke!
1035
01:02:35,302 --> 01:02:37,643
- It's okay.
- Yes, it does.
1036
01:02:38,574 --> 01:02:40,552
- What?
- I can get something.
1037
01:02:40,553 --> 01:02:42,829
- Like this?
- Some African disease.
1038
01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:45,298
- What nonsense!
- But that's not all.
1039
01:02:45,299 --> 01:02:46,947
- It's what?
- Do not use by hand.
1040
01:02:46,948 --> 01:02:48,248
01:02:51,386
It means you can
be pregnant?
1042
01:02:51,387 --> 01:02:52,687
�.
1043
01:02:52,688 --> 01:02:54,688
But how stupid.
Damn!
1044
01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:59,029
You ended my life!
Could you be pregnant now?
1045
01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:01,964
I knew!
Arabs are like that!
1046
01:03:01,965 --> 01:03:04,267
Trust yourself
and stab us in the back.
1047
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:07,553
Don't touch me.
I don't want a second child.
1048
01:03:07,941 --> 01:03:09,991
01:03:12,110
Yes there is, I take the pill
of the following day.
1050
01:03:13,149 --> 01:03:14,851
- Yes.
- Try!
1051
01:03:14,852 --> 01:03:16,545
- Try!
- Yes. It's resolved.
1052
01:03:17,344 --> 01:03:18,685
I felt so scared!
1053
01:03:19,841 --> 01:03:22,627
Oh, how good!
Go, I'll buy it.
1054
01:03:22,628 --> 01:03:25,243
No, the pharmacist knows me.
Come in my place.
1055
01:03:25,244 --> 01:03:27,499
No. I came prepared.
1056
01:03:28,142 --> 01:03:29,655
01:03:32,320
You didn't take the pill, admit it.
V� logo.
1058
01:03:32,321 --> 01:03:34,762
Noom, or you go to the pharmacy
or we will have a child.
1059
01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:50,094
Amelle, move, take it soon,
r�pido, r�pido!
1060
01:03:50,095 --> 01:03:52,352
I'm black and super fertile.
Get it here.
1061
01:03:52,682 --> 01:03:54,782
I thought better while
you went to the pharmacy.
1062
01:03:54,783 --> 01:03:56,283
- Timo.
- Let's stay with him.
1063
01:03:56,284 --> 01:03:58,006
01:04:00,057
It will be a beautiful mestizo
like Barack Obama,
1065
01:04:00,058 --> 01:04:02,940
and could become president,
We don't know his future.
1066
01:04:02,941 --> 01:04:05,541
I even came up with a beautiful name.
Do you know what his name is?
1067
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,735
Let's go cham�-lo Abdelkader.
1068
01:04:10,199 --> 01:04:11,499
Amelle, stop it.
1069
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:13,721
We are not ready for this.
We can't!
1070
01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:16,506
01:04:20,746
What it was?
1072
01:04:20,747 --> 01:04:22,825
- I had a contraction.
- Amelle...
1073
01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:26,787
- Take the pill, otherwise you'll catch it.
- It doesn't work 100%.
1074
01:04:26,788 --> 01:04:28,938
If you don't take it, there's a 100% chance
to catch!
1075
01:04:28,939 --> 01:04:30,589
So give me a glass of water.
1076
01:04:32,211 --> 01:04:35,085
Here it is.
Go on, swallow it!
1077
01:04:42,648 --> 01:04:43,948
Open your mouth.
1078
01:04:49,439 --> 01:04:50,886
01:04:54,156
Do you think you will have a child?
like this, in the pite.
1080
01:04:55,239 --> 01:04:56,854
You think I'm Indian,
by chance?
1081
01:04:57,439 --> 01:04:59,393
I feel that behind
that austere look of yours,
1082
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:02,352
a temperament hides
burning, am I wrong?
1083
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,563
It works. Me too
I'm not very easy.
1084
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:08,270
- An espresso, boys.
- An espresso.
1085
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,155
01:05:15,016
Yes, that's great.
1087
01:05:17,141 --> 01:05:18,516
We can talk about...
1088
01:05:19,751 --> 01:05:21,051
Change your tactics.
1089
01:05:21,472 --> 01:05:23,522
- Do you really think so?
- Yes, you are too direct.
1090
01:05:23,941 --> 01:05:25,241
There was very little left!
1091
01:05:26,955 --> 01:05:28,255
Do you agree with him?
1092
01:05:29,341 --> 01:05:31,391
Our happiness
It is the silence of misfortune.
1093
01:05:39,253 --> 01:05:41,979
"Our happiness
It is the silence of misfortune."
1094
01:05:43,379 --> 01:05:44,679
This is beautiful.
1095
01:05:45,455 --> 01:05:48,120
I wanted to tell you that there will be no
twenty-fifth.
1096
01:05:48,732 --> 01:05:50,032
Oh, huh?
1097
01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:52,254
For me too,
there will be no...
1098
01:05:53,744 --> 01:05:55,475
- Another.
- Twentieth.
1099
01:05:55,476 --> 01:05:56,776
Yes, that's it.
1100
01:06:02,355 --> 01:06:03,655
Tell me, Amelle...
1101
01:06:04,497 --> 01:06:05,976
I haven't met your parents yet.
1102
01:06:06,623 --> 01:06:08,385
There is no problem,
I hope.
1103
01:06:08,386 --> 01:06:10,153
No, there are no problems
with my parents.
1104
01:06:10,736 --> 01:06:12,586
I already told you that they have
open minded?
1105
01:06:12,990 --> 01:06:14,290
- True?
- �.
1106
01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:15,591
And when will I meet them?
1107
01:06:15,592 --> 01:06:17,442
- Whenever you want.
- Tomorrow, then.
1108
01:06:17,762 --> 01:06:20,362
- No, it won't happen tomorrow.
- After tomorrow, then.
1109
01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:23,579
It won't hide from me forever.
1110
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:26,403
01:06:29,780
I'm not ashamed of you.
It's just that my father isn't there.
1112
01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:31,660
If you want,
It could be after the show.
1113
01:06:31,661 --> 01:06:32,961
It's fine.
1114
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,457
After the show.
1115
01:06:38,357 --> 01:06:41,168
I will meet the whole family.
Okay, well...
1116
01:06:41,848 --> 01:06:44,291
Uncles, children,
the grandchildren...
1117
01:06:46,258 --> 01:06:48,178
Terrorists, etc.
1118
01:06:48,179 --> 01:06:50,379
01:06:52,580
Say it soon. There must be
at least one in the family.
1120
01:06:52,581 --> 01:06:54,381
- Are you crazy?
- At least one bearded one.
1121
01:06:54,382 --> 01:06:56,586
A bearded man who plays
firecrackers in the garden.
1122
01:06:59,959 --> 01:07:01,863
- Go, move!
- I'm coming.
1123
01:07:01,864 --> 01:07:04,214
The teacher doesn't like it
when we arrived late.
1124
01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:07,055
Invited your parents
for the show?
1125
01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:08,461
01:07:25,025
Please sit down, sir.
1127
01:07:26,841 --> 01:07:29,823
If you wanted us to see
she would have invited us.
1128
01:07:29,824 --> 01:07:33,793
She's stressed.
There are too many things at once.
1129
01:07:33,794 --> 01:07:35,925
Yes, she must have forgotten.
1130
01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:38,611
- It's fine.
- She's sure to like it.
1131
01:07:44,174 --> 01:07:46,160
For a dance show,
a lot of people came.
1132
01:07:46,161 --> 01:07:48,370
1133
01:07:48,371 --> 01:07:50,581
a big stage,
full of people...
1134
01:07:50,582 --> 01:07:53,518
- It's even scary.
- Imagine the pressure.
1135
01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:55,804
I'm prepared
and ready for it.
1136
01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:57,648
- Do you still write?
- Every day.
1137
01:07:57,649 --> 01:08:01,064
- SMS Al�m?
- Of course, I made one of you.
1138
01:08:01,065 --> 01:08:04,050
A friend, who is always
in my house and doesn't do anything.
1139
01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:05,401
01:08:09,365
Go, darling!
1141
01:08:58,329 --> 01:08:59,629
Bravo!
1142
01:09:08,703 --> 01:09:10,003
Well done!
1143
01:09:18,370 --> 01:09:21,101
You were great!
It was fantastic!
1144
01:09:21,102 --> 01:09:22,402
You were fantastic.
1145
01:09:24,371 --> 01:09:26,655
There is someone watching us,
It's right.
1146
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,863
- Goodbye!
- Paper?
1147
01:09:30,361 --> 01:09:31,892
What are they doing here?
1148
01:09:32,847 --> 01:09:34,465
- How great!
- My daughter!
1149
01:09:34,466 --> 01:09:35,982
- Are you well?
- Yes.
1150
01:09:35,983 --> 01:09:37,333
Here everyone kisses,
isn't it?
1151
01:09:37,334 --> 01:09:38,634
Hello, sir.
1152
01:09:38,635 --> 01:09:40,460
Everyone come to the house,
they have cakes.
1153
01:09:40,461 --> 01:09:41,761
Really?
1154
01:09:42,116 --> 01:09:43,873
Yes, everyone come.
1155
01:09:43,874 --> 01:09:46,338
The invitation is welcome,
but we are very tired.
1156
01:09:46,339 --> 01:09:49,884
- But yes, come, let's go together.
- It's like he said, come.
1157
01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:52,213
01:09:55,264
I was so stressed that I thought
ter depleted of guests.
1159
01:09:55,265 --> 01:09:59,197
Okay, you forgot. If it weren't for Jeff,
we would have been lost.
1160
01:10:04,874 --> 01:10:06,375
- I need to go.
- Already? But...
1161
01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:08,556
Tonight he works.
1162
01:10:10,575 --> 01:10:14,036
Thanks.
Thank you for the delicious cakes.
1163
01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:16,439
It was a pleasure meeting you.
I hope to return to v�-lo.
1164
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,992
01:10:20,525
At� logo.
1166
01:10:20,526 --> 01:10:22,476
I'll walk you to the door
and j� face.
1167
01:10:22,477 --> 01:10:25,188
- Yes, as you wish, daughter.
- Everything went well!
1168
01:10:27,166 --> 01:10:29,623
- Don't let a single one pass.
- Of course not.
1169
01:10:29,624 --> 01:10:32,475
She brings a nigga home
and on top of that he kisses him.
1170
01:10:32,476 --> 01:10:34,789
- Your parents are really cool.
- Didn't I say?
1171
01:10:35,278 --> 01:10:37,278
You always mess up
the best moments.
1172
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:40,344
Are you colorblind?
Didn't you see he's black?
1173
01:10:40,924 --> 01:10:42,753
I imagined
a lot of things and...
1174
01:10:44,134 --> 01:10:46,666
- Will we meet later?
- Yes.
1175
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:47,967
Bye.
1176
01:10:57,928 --> 01:10:59,228
Amelle!
1177
01:11:01,879 --> 01:11:04,079
Your father has nothing,
is in perfect health.
1178
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,182
But it keeps repeating:
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
1179
01:11:07,989 --> 01:11:10,145
Good. Good luck.
1180
01:11:10,146 --> 01:11:12,454
- Thanks.
- Go see him.
1181
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,080
- I'm looking for something for you to drink?
- It's fine.
1182
01:11:15,784 --> 01:11:18,446
Daddy, what have you been inventing?
1183
01:11:18,447 --> 01:11:19,818
Did you want to kill your father?
1184
01:11:20,315 --> 01:11:23,620
I did everything as it should be,
brought you to France...
1185
01:11:23,621 --> 01:11:26,838
and you bring home a black one.
Why not euthanasia?
1186
01:11:26,839 --> 01:11:29,189
01:11:32,038
If I stay with that nigga,
I'm not your father anymore.
1188
01:11:33,262 --> 01:11:35,612
I'm not in love,
he's just a friend.
1189
01:11:35,613 --> 01:11:38,354
Are you just a friend?
And why do you kiss him on the mouth?
1190
01:11:38,355 --> 01:11:42,126
I don't know, because I was tired
and I did strange things and...
1191
01:11:42,127 --> 01:11:43,627
He was the one who forced me.
1192
01:11:43,628 --> 01:11:45,678
01:11:47,827
Do you really think I would
Hang out with a black guy?
1194
01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:50,234
I felt more rested.
1195
01:11:50,235 --> 01:11:52,663
I knew you had
a head no place.
1196
01:11:52,664 --> 01:11:55,298
If he forced you,
deve and � pol�cia.
1197
01:11:55,299 --> 01:11:58,832
It's okay, Dad.
I need to get back to work.
1198
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,133
Rest, okay?
1199
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,119
1200
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,331
It's you who invents it.
I don't invent anything!
1201
01:12:12,033 --> 01:12:13,333
Noom!
1202
01:12:36,626 --> 01:12:39,526
Espere! Espere!
Don't close the subway!
1203
01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:04,711
Wait, don't hang up.
1204
01:13:05,379 --> 01:13:07,157
- Where are you going?
- No sub�rbio.
1205
01:13:07,158 --> 01:13:09,081
- I'm not going there.
- Why am I black?
1206
01:13:09,082 --> 01:13:12,080
And am I yellow, by any chance?
Get out of here, stupid!
1207
01:13:23,980 --> 01:13:25,280
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, everything.
1208
01:13:25,281 --> 01:13:27,721
Oh, Noom called me
to resign.
1209
01:13:28,122 --> 01:13:30,209
I don't think he could handle it.
1210
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:33,010
But with what you learned from me
you will be able to work in a Greek.
1211
01:13:33,011 --> 01:13:34,838
Of course.
Did you hear about my father?
1212
01:13:35,273 --> 01:13:37,373
- Your father? No.
- He's in the hospital.
1213
01:13:37,374 --> 01:13:38,674
- Do you know why?
- No.
1214
01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,375
01:13:41,976
that he would prefer
not have seen.
1216
01:13:41,977 --> 01:13:43,277
Remember?
Get it!
1217
01:13:44,126 --> 01:13:46,076
- Amelle, ou�a...
- Voc� is fired!
1218
01:13:46,077 --> 01:13:48,376
- Take your things and go!
- What?
1219
01:13:48,914 --> 01:13:52,089
You can't do this to me.
Starbucks is my life!
1220
01:13:52,090 --> 01:13:54,850
I love you, Amelle.
O Starbucks...
1221
01:13:54,851 --> 01:13:56,167
01:13:57,639
I take care of everything here,
1223
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,412
from the three areas, from everything.
1224
01:14:00,890 --> 01:14:03,957
3 WEEKS LATER...
1225
01:14:05,414 --> 01:14:07,748
- Good morning, my dear.
- Very!
1226
01:14:08,184 --> 01:14:11,062
What are you doing here?
I thought I was in Algeria.
1227
01:14:11,063 --> 01:14:14,460
No, I wasn't in Algeria.
I was in Miami.
1228
01:14:14,461 --> 01:14:17,025
In Miami? But you don't speak
nothing in English.
1229
01:14:17,026 --> 01:14:20,255
01:14:21,800
Look.
1231
01:14:21,801 --> 01:14:24,201
I came because I knew
of what happened to your father.
1232
01:14:24,202 --> 01:14:25,502
Don't tell me.
1233
01:14:25,884 --> 01:14:30,118
Your father just does nonsense.
And you too. Also.
1234
01:14:30,986 --> 01:14:34,276
Frankly, they think
Are they still in the middle ages?
1235
01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,395
But you were the one who said:
"If you date a black man,
1236
01:14:38,396 --> 01:14:40,671
01:14:43,986
I said that
antes do iPhone.
1238
01:14:43,987 --> 01:14:48,041
But now we have to evolve,
live in this time, my daughter.
1239
01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:51,941
To keep a man
I need to know how to cook for him.
1240
01:14:51,942 --> 01:14:55,937
And most importantly,
Use plastic breasts.
1241
01:14:55,938 --> 01:14:59,474
Interest! Big plastic boobs.
Men love it.
1242
01:14:59,904 --> 01:15:02,465
01:15:03,766
Eu evolu�.
1244
01:15:04,429 --> 01:15:07,333
Listen well, my dear.
The essential...
1245
01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:11,386
May he be a good boy
and take care of you.
1246
01:15:12,128 --> 01:15:13,944
I hope it is
a good guy?
1247
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,850
So, go ahead.
What are you waiting for?
1248
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:24,426
And my father?
1249
01:15:24,427 --> 01:15:27,846
He is my son and I will
esclarecer as coisas com ele.
1250
01:15:28,784 --> 01:15:30,084
So, go ahead.
1251
01:15:31,024 --> 01:15:32,324
Thanks.
1252
01:15:32,870 --> 01:15:34,170
Thanks.
1253
01:16:12,894 --> 01:16:14,194
Amelle?
1254
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,504
What are you doing here?
1255
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,725
Queria dizer que o que
voc� ouviu no hospital
1256
01:16:18,726 --> 01:16:21,578
foi pela sa�de de meu pai.
N�o era verdade, desculpe.
1257
01:16:21,579 --> 01:16:24,065
Eu fui covarde, mas agora
estou pronta para assumir.
1258
01:16:24,066 --> 01:16:26,016
01:16:28,353
- Never late.
- For me.
1260
01:16:28,886 --> 01:16:30,699
If you want I will put
plastic breasts.
1261
01:16:31,595 --> 01:16:32,895
Hello, how are you?
1262
01:16:34,206 --> 01:16:35,506
Well, I'll leave you alone.
1263
01:16:38,033 --> 01:16:39,633
Is it the one in Parque do Castor?
1264
01:16:39,634 --> 01:16:42,365
- �. I'm lending a hand, that's all.
- Giving a hand?
1265
01:16:42,696 --> 01:16:45,192
A hand on her ass!
Do you think I'm stupid?
1266
01:16:45,193 --> 01:16:48,355
01:16:50,456
and you fucking
with the first one that appears?
1268
01:16:50,457 --> 01:16:54,993
Really? I don't know how you do it
look in the mirror!
1269
01:16:55,330 --> 01:16:56,630
Look who's talking.
1270
01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:35,859
T�xi! Taxi!
Ol�!
1271
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:37,334
- Where to?
- Paris.
1272
01:17:37,672 --> 01:17:39,471
- Go left.
- Why am I Arab?
1273
01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:41,410
I'm Arab too, clown!
1274
01:17:41,411 --> 01:17:45,091
01:17:54,864
6 MONTHS LATER
1276
01:17:54,865 --> 01:17:56,405
Bread?
We can talk?
1277
01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:57,706
Quickly, I'm focused.
1278
01:17:57,707 --> 01:17:59,785
- Do you know what Barbara said?
- What?
1279
01:17:59,786 --> 01:18:02,036
Amelle is doing
fortune in new job.
1280
01:18:02,037 --> 01:18:03,386
It was bad man!
She could
1281
01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:05,037
I will sponsor you,
leave you cool.
1282
01:18:05,038 --> 01:18:06,957
01:18:09,791
Let go! You are funnier
than Dubosc.
1284
01:18:16,611 --> 01:18:19,506
That's why black-Arabic couple
it doesn't work.
1285
01:18:19,507 --> 01:18:21,214
No, I'm sorry,
but it doesn't work.
1286
01:18:21,215 --> 01:18:23,555
Okay, the Arabs have
long haunches
1287
01:18:23,556 --> 01:18:24,856
and real hair.
1288
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:26,750
He's right.
1289
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:28,420
No?
Try it.
1290
01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:30,405
01:18:34,927
It is more heroic to suffer
a long time
1292
01:18:34,928 --> 01:18:35,928
to die quickly.
1293
01:18:35,929 --> 01:18:37,611
Blair Witch? What are you doing here?
1294
01:18:37,612 --> 01:18:39,212
Preventing you from making mistakes.
1295
01:18:39,213 --> 01:18:41,163
What are you waiting for?
to go behind her?
1296
01:18:41,164 --> 01:18:43,103
After what she did to me?
No, never.
1297
01:18:43,104 --> 01:18:44,404
She loves you.
1298
01:18:44,405 --> 01:18:47,775
01:18:50,108
- �?
- And you, do you love her or not?
1300
01:18:56,537 --> 01:18:59,341
- Go, get it for yourself.
- She's waiting for you.
1301
01:18:59,342 --> 01:19:02,497
- She loves you!
- Go Noom, be a man.
1302
01:19:02,879 --> 01:19:04,516
- V� atr�s dela.
- It's fine.
1303
01:19:05,118 --> 01:19:06,878
In that case, I'm going now.
1304
01:19:06,879 --> 01:19:09,379
But I'm sorry, the starters
n�o s�o reimburs�veis.
1305
01:19:09,380 --> 01:19:11,066
01:19:48,394
Sorry.
I want a coffee, please.
1307
01:19:48,395 --> 01:19:50,061
To take here
or to take away?
1308
01:19:50,062 --> 01:19:51,362
Take here.
1309
01:19:55,022 --> 01:19:58,259
- What are you doing here?
- I have a question for you.
1310
01:19:59,612 --> 01:20:00,912
Still at 24?
1311
01:20:02,122 --> 01:20:03,910
I'm over 40.
1312
01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:08,203
Anything else?
1313
01:20:09,825 --> 01:20:13,062
- No...
- Go sit down, I'll bring you the coffee.
1314
01:20:25,914 --> 01:20:27,214
Here it is.
1315
01:20:28,924 --> 01:20:30,224
Thanks.
1316
01:20:35,567 --> 01:20:37,947
Finally managed to have
your restaurant in the sun.
1317
01:20:41,315 --> 01:20:42,886
And you, where are you?
1318
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:48,010
I got hitched in twentieth.
1319
01:20:53,552 --> 01:20:56,391
I'm not that easy,
you will have to fight.
1320
01:20:56,392 --> 01:20:58,164
- Is that so?
- Of course.
1321
01:20:58,528 --> 01:21:00,939
To fight?
How is that?
1322
01:21:02,927 --> 01:21:04,838
01:21:06,357
- What it was?
- Me beije.
1324
01:21:06,358 --> 01:21:08,555
- No, it's me who decides.
- It's fine.
1325
01:21:12,322 --> 01:21:14,202
See how easy you are?
1326
01:21:16,422 --> 01:21:17,722
To!
1327
01:21:22,815 --> 01:21:24,603
SATURDAY, JULY 13
NOOM IN MIAMI
1328
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,538
Ol�, Miami!
1329
01:21:37,323 --> 01:21:38,754
Daughter, a kiss?
1330
01:22:12,858 --> 01:22:14,158
- Café?
- Yes.
1331
01:22:14,462 --> 01:22:16,370
Very good.
Sugar, spoon?
1332
01:22:16,371 --> 01:22:19,824
- No sugar, no spoon.
- One euro, please.
1333
01:22:19,825 --> 01:22:21,125
- One euro.
- Do I know him?
1334
01:22:21,816 --> 01:22:23,429
Didn't you work at Starbucks?
1335
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,572
Yes, but it's over.
One euro, please.
1336
01:22:26,573 --> 01:22:27,873
That.
Thanks.
1337
01:22:46,124 --> 01:22:51,124
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